Rat's Paradise (2017)

Dolengi Productions biggest and most ambitious film yet, Rat's Paradise directed by Gleshpoinka Blumpanom (famous for his Jazengi Unchained series of films) and boasting a huge cast. Little information is known on the film as it failed hard at the box office.

Summary
No one actually knows because no one went to see it.

Cast
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

David Tennant

Funki Flow

The CEO if tarsh

A Chimp

Biggie Cheese

Big Chungus

Dandow

Bryan Cranston

Anthony Fantano

Damon Albarn

The whole cast of still game

Mario and Luigi

Greggory

The blue rat from Pixar

Captain Silver

Some bloke named after water or something

A bunch of random background femboys

Box office reception
No one went to see this film and as such was a major financial blow to Dolengi Productions which they have yet to recover from.

Trivia

 * The sequel "Planet Hexbug" failed equally as hard and is equally mysterious.
 * The Film's script was actually written in 1867 by William Shakespear though it was initially just an "embarrassing slock of mindless drivel.
 * Director Gleshpoinka Blumpanom has stated "That film was an absolute nightmare, the things i seen on set, I..."
 * An estimated 135 people died on set.
 * The film's production single headedly drove 13 different species of rats to extinction.
 * Actor John Silver supposedly sexually assulted multiple fellow cast members resulted his acquirement of roughly 8 new STDs.